Various Artists “Transformers: The Movie” (1986)

The battle's over, but the war has just begun... There was only one place any boy in the summer of '86 wanted to be - in the local multiplex soaking in Transformers: The Movie. Stepped-up animation, Transformers (including the presumedly indestructible Optimus Prime) getting shot and DYING, and bad language, this one promised a full dose of PG thrills. A few decades later, the movie is more of a chore to sit through, but the soundtrack holds up as a snapshot of mid 80's pre-teen dreamin'. A mix of period AOR, slick metal, and evocative fusion/prog instrumentals, Transformers: The Movie plays up the good guy/bad guy angle with Stan Bush's amazing double-shot of self-confidence in "The Touch" (reprised by Mark "Marky Mark" Whalberg in Boogie Nights) and "Dare," while Kick Axe transform into Spectre General to deliver some evil Decepticon rock with "Nothing's Gonna Stand in Our Way" and "Hunger." Lion's metallized version of the classic theme song is a pure laserblast of energy, and NRG's "Instruments of Destruction" keeps the cannons blazing. Wrap it up with Scotti Bros. pride and joy, "Weird" Al Yankovic doing his best Devo impression on a rallying cry to kids across the country strung out on sugar and Atari, "Dare to be Stupid," and I'm ready to slap on my Walkman, and hop on the ol' Huffy BMX for some suburban curb burnin'. Transform and roll out! –Ben